Since Girls is back on the air, my friend over on the Twitters mentioned that she thought that Jessa, had she gone to Hogwarts, would have been in Slytherin. From this comment, I give you the rest of my thoughts on the relationship between Girls and Harry Potter.
Hannah, Moaning Myrtle
Shoshanna, Luna Lovegood
Marnie, some chickie who attends that bullshit French wizard school where Fleur came from
Laird, member of GRYFFINDOR (patronus: turtle)
These are the extent of my thoughts on the subject. You guys, it’s been a tiring week.