Check out this photo that I discovered of myself while I was at my mom’s last week.
This is the baddest ass in the motherfracking west, is it not? Is she not PISSED? Have you ever seen such a punk rock attitude on a little half pint? THE HAIR, DON’T CARE. The pants, THUG LIFE. The zipper, FUCK OFF DO I LOOK LIKE ZIPPING IS IMPORTANT TO MY LIFE? This is the face of someone who wants to give the next knucklehead who looks at her the BEAT DOWN.
I do not know where this was taken. I do not know what the hell I was so mad about. I have lots of photos from my childhood, and it is vastly documented that I was a cheery, smiley, happy child. I do not ever recall seeing a photo of little me looking so bent out of shape. I love it so much.
The day I found this photo was not a good day for me. The day was total garbage, in fact. But I found this photo, it made me chuckle, and so I posted it to Facebook. And then, just a few minutes later? My friend Josh (of Maiden Metallurgist fame) posted this back:
Gritty Foreman (Forebaby) keeps tabs on the workers. She shoves them off if dissatisfied.
And also this:
Batman and Batbaby are so sad. No one understands us so we must go avenge something.
And my personal favorite:
Don and Joan are so happy about the leaves. It’s sad, though, because Surly Baby will soon murder them.
You guys. Such a bad day I was having and this turned it all around. Some days it doesn’t take much.
I love this! I thought the Don and Joan one was the best until I saw the guys on the scaffold! Awesome! Good start to my day with the belly laughs 🙂
Um I can’t spell my own name clearly. It’s my alter ego. Oops.
Jennsung sounds poetic.
Wow, just like that (finger snap) you’re on your way to meme-hood, along with Pepper-Spraying Cop, the Wilhelm Scream and that mad Teuton who tried to take over the world.
Haha! I wish. 🙂
I say let’s make it happen. I think Surly Baby “has legs”, as a meme. Isn’t there a website where you can hatch these things? I’z pretty sure there was. I bet your friend Josh knows.
laughing out loud at my reference desk
The birdie on your shirt is hilarious in the context of the badassiness.
My all time favorite post.