Things I have done this week to show how classy I really am:
1. Asked a friend to do something and then forgotten to respond when they said yes.
2. Worn a shirt that could only be described as Mrs. Roper-esque to a Board meeting.
3. Accidentally broke an unpeeled banana in half and gotten moist banana all over my notes at work.
4. Walked to my favorite cafe to get a cup of tea, walked back to work, got back to my desk and realized my wallet, phone and badge were no longer in my hand. I walked all the way back to the cafe and then realized that I could not have left my stuff there because I had succcessfully gotten back to my office, which I would need my security badge to do. I figured this out because I AM SHERLOCK HOLMES, YOU GUYS. I went back and found it all, right on my coworker’s desk.
5. Double booked my weekend and then had to cancel on someone because of it.
6. Tried a new recipe (sauteed kale, potato, tomato and garlic hash) and made tator tots to go with them, not realizing until it was on the plate that I had two potato sides going at the same time for dinner.
On the upside, there was a lady at my bus stop wearing highwater white jeans, a purple men’s button up shirt, and flourescent green tie, busting a serious move while this blasted out of her earphones. To which I say: YES, honey.