Email exchange of the week.
(Concerning the announcement from JK Rowling this week. The one that I really wanted to mean a prequel series, but turned out to be something I am way less excited about).
Friend: Are you bummed? Or is it enough that there will be “additional material?”
Friend: You’re going to end up a star of the HP fanfic community.
Me: Only if it’s slash fanfic. Dobby and Barty Crouch, together at last!
Friend: HA I would so read that.
Me: “Just give me a piece of clothing, Barty! Just one!”
Friend: Oh lords. That is hilarious.
Because I am here to entertain in totally inappropriate ways.