Me, watching “A League of Their Own” (shut up) on tv.
The scene comes on where slutty Mae (played by Madonna) is teaching her illiterate teammate how to read, using a pulpy sex novel.
Teammate: (reading from the book)…he clutched at her silky, white bosom…
Other teammate: MAE! What is she reading??
Mae: Who cares? She’s reading, ain’t she?
Nordic Boy: Madonna’s a total librarian in this.