You know that Beatles song? I’m So Tired? Why were they talking about Sir Walter Raleigh in that song? Anyone know? Is this something all the cool people know and I just never heard about it? Do tell, cool people.

All of my close peeps are so tired, ya’ll. And when exhausted, they say some funny things.

#1:
Nordic Boy: We should go see that new new movie.
Me: Which one?
Him: You know, that one with Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell in it.
Me: Oh, yeah. Sure.
Him: What is it called again? Lunch with the Stupids?
Me: Dinner for Schmucks. Although I would totally go see something called Lunch with the Stupids too.

#2:
Nordic Boy: Save that interview show on the DVR for me.
Me: Which one?
Him: Larry Rose. He’s interviewing Michael Kline.
Me: Um, you mean Charlie Rose? Interviewing Kevin Kline?
Him: That’s the one.
Me: Oh my god, go to bed.

#3:
Delium: Have you guys seen that new church in the University District? The one with the really sad name?
Me: I don’t think so.
Him: Oh you would remember it if you saw it. It has a name that’s strange. A name that sounds depressing.
Me: No, I haven’t seen it.
Him: It’s like, The Church of the Unwanted Shits.
Me: What????
Him: Or something like that. I guess that’s not it. But something like that.