Are you friends with any of your ex-boy-or-girlfriends? I am, with two. I’ve been friends with them for years and they are still funny, still great people, but I don’t have any idea why I ever dated them. Two more wrong-for-me people I cannot imagine. And I am sure they feel the same way about me. Ah youth. Isn’t it all about dating the wrong people? I am so glad that we are still friends though. Because now I can have conversations like the following that crack me up.
(when talking about a work situation)
Ex: You really weren’t mad about that?
Me: Why would I be mad about it? That’s not something to get mad about.
Ex: What would a situation be that would really make you lose your temper?
Me: I lose my temper sometimes.
Ex: But, like SCREAM at someone. Have you ever screamed at someone?
Me: Um, yeah. I screamed at you once.
Ex: You did? I don’t remember that. Why did you scream at me?
Me: Because you were being a dick to me.
Ex: Yeah, but which time?
Then he realized what he had just said and we busted a nut laughing.