Remember the whole “Candy Princess” story? Remember that?
Night before last, Nordic Boy rolled over, kissed me in his sleep, and said this:
“I love you, Knuckleface.”
Knuckleface??? Really? KNUCKLE. FACE.
There is no way I can turn that into something cute, can I?
Librarian Girl
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Does he have a knuckle fetish? Then I’m sure he’d LOVE it if you face looked like knuckles.Eh?
Maybe it was Snuggleface?
At least he wasn’t threatening you with a knuckle sandwich. Or poking your stomach and saying “pause, pause, pause. Rewind.” (H told me i did the latter a few months ago in my sleep.)
My ex-husband’s sister had the pleasure of being called “bacon cheeks” on a regular basis by her husband.