I am having a DOOZY of a fortnight these days. How much of a doozy? Enough of a doozy for me to say “fortnight.” And “doozy” too, for that matter.
Ok, now that I have incohered for a few sentences, let’s just cut to the chace crawford and let me state some obvious things.
1.It’s almost November. How the hell did that happen? Halloween is upon us! And I’m all “Halloween? More like Hallow-whaaat!?” And then I have a good guffaw at my ability to entertain myself.
2. There’s an election going on next Tuesday, I’m not sure if you’ve heard about it.
3. Getting old SUCKS DONKEY BALLS. I don’t care what kind of age-defying shit you’re trying to sell me. I have loved ones who are bonafide old folks and the shit they go through? Not cool, people. Your body, it starts to break the fuck down. Look, I know there are young people whose bodies also break down for depressing reasons as well. That too sucks donkey balls but I am focusing right now so don’t interrupt me. Getting old sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks.
4. You know how people say to you…”if I ever do thus-and-so, please promise me you’ll tell me that I am being an idiot.” That is so totally such a bad idea and don’t you fall for it if someone says such a thing to you. I’m not talking about things like having spinach stuck in your teeth. I’m talking about bigger things. Years ago I had a friend say that she wanted me to tell her something like that, and you know what? I did, and then she wasn’t my friend any more. I am telling you I am done being burned on THAT deal. So just for the record, don’t say that to me, ok? Because if you turn into an ass, that’s your business.
Oh, and now that stating the obvious is done, I have two questions for you.
1. One of the things Nordic Boy got me for my birthday this year was a Flip Video camera. So now, I suppose I could vlog a little if I wanted to. But I haven’t been inspired. Any suggestions? Keep it clean, folks.
2. Who’s doing NaBloPoMoFo this year? I need to be peer-pressured if I am to endeavor upon it again.
That’s all, my sugars.