Her Brown Eyes Were Still Brown

On the phone…

Me: Did you get your hairdid today?
BioGirl: Yeah. She blew out my hair straight.
Me: Cool.
BioGirl: I mean, it is straight. Super straight. Like, Crystal Gayle straight.

I’ll take awesomely outdated references for $500, Alex.

I’m out,
Librarian Girl


  1. Where IS Crystal these days? Oh, she’s right here at crystalgayle.com, still showing off that crazy long hair, only now it’s frackin’ creepy. Wait, wasn’t it always creepy?

  2. I totally wanted hair like her when I was younger. I also usually use waaaay outdated references. I made a reference to Christie Brinkley the other day to one of my grad school team members. He was like, “who?”. I feel old.

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