I know, I know. I only wrote one measly post last week. YOU guys, on the other hand, were writing your hearts out. I am up to my eyeballs in catching up with what you all are up to. You’re shaming me with post-iness. I’ll do better this week, I promise.
First off, someone asked for the one and only photo I have of my San Fran trip. So be it.
My Shoe Did Indeed Match with the Harrison Ford Decor
Now that we have THAT piece of bidness out of the way, let’s move on to more pressing matters. I’ve got two things to talk about. Ready? Ok.
1. I am feeling like I need to have a place on this blog for some reciprocal link love. The more I am looking at all your blogs via clicking on links in my comments and such, the more I am seeing that you are giving me link love. And I need to be better about reciprocating. So here is my plan. If you have me linked to your blog, email me or comment and tell me. Give me your url and I will create a lovely list of all ya’all’s blogs so clicking over to you from me will be easy as pie. Why is the saying easy as pie in existence? I have made pie and I know that there is nothing easy about it. Maybe the phrase is referring to the eating of pie? Because that part IS easy. Still, it’s a confusing phrase. I think it should be more like “easy as
trying-to-make-pie-but-fucking-it-up-every-time.” That would be more accurate. Who’s with me?
2. It’s once again time for me to share with you a gem from my much-archived childhood. I don’t know what part of my little-kid brain decided to save notes, letters, random kid-ephemera, but jeez louise I am glad. I am not a collector of things, but in this case I am so happy that my love of giving stuff away or throwing it out did not prevail over the years. With that preface, I give you this next piece. I call it: “Drugs Are Scary, Pumpkin.” I’m the author of the part in italics.
“No, I wouldn’t want a pumpkin without a nose! HA HA! You mean Mike E. is like that! How awful. I would have never of thought. That is stupid and so are drugs Pumpkin. I’ll never get involved in them. They will ruin your life totally! P.S. Don’t loose your nose Pumpkin. –Scalloped Potatoe
I won’t lose my nose S. Potatoe! I won’t even have it loosened for your sake!! Yes- Mike E. is like that! I was surprised too! He used to tell me but he doesn’t mention it anymore- maybe he quit! Hopefully because if he doesn’t he’ll ruin his life!! I would never get involved with drugs either! It’s dumb. And let me tell you something else Scalloped Potatoe- If we ever took drugs you’d be a baked potatoe in no time and I’d be a pumpkin pie! Well, enuf of that! Did you put that paper in John’s hair?
Yup I sure did! Cute HA! I have to go to this dinner tonight with my Dad so I can’t go to the concert. I want to but I can’t. I wish I could, It would be neat. Maybe someone will tape it and I’ll be able to hear it all. Our Scrambled Egg isn’t studying, Pumpkin. Maybe we should teach her a lesson. Let’s write her a note from so called Damon! HA! HA!”
Kiss the rings, I’m out.